I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
They have beer where we have blood.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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