i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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