that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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