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what?
penguin condom
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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