You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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