god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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