your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You are the jesus of drinking
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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