But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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