I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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