hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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