butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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