Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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