If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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