No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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