I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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