Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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