But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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They took my balls.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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