Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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