We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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