Midget sex pt 2 tonight
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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