foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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