We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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