On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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