Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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