dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
50% drunk capacity currently
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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