how can u be prego again
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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