never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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