I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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