My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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