I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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