remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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