and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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