i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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