How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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