Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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