so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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