His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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