I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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