He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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