It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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