It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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