i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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