apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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