The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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