doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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