Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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