if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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