She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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