with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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