i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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